"I'm staring at this ad on the other side of the page and kicking myself. Jesus christ. WHO THE FUCK MAKES THEIR AD A BIG LONG RECTANGLE WITH ONE HALF WHITE, ONE HALF BLACK, AND THEN THE WRITING IS ALSO HALF BLACK AND HALF WHITE. IT'S NOT EVEN ANTI-ALIASED. OR PROPERLY CENTERED. THIS IS A HEADACHE WAITING TO HAPPEN. I WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY KILL THIS COMPANY."

LOL SG knows/feels that person's pain... right now, to be exact.

But anyways, if you're that much in desperate need of a job, you should literally start looking everywhere. And SG means e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e. Fast food joints, Walmart, malls, shopping plazas, grocery stores, you name it. Because, at least, while you're employed with a crappy job, you always have the option to go back job-hunting & try to find an overall better job (whether it be better work-wise or pay-wise).

And hey, if you haven't tried this already, you should definately look into applying for video game stores! SG thinks you would be an awesome store clerk for Game Stop/EB Games.